Help me, I'm melting!

It's freakin' 70 degrees outside now. It's also freakin' January in Washington, DC.

We have all the windows open and are airing out the apartment. The emotional part of me loves, loves, loves this weather. It is gorgeous. Mild and sunny. The perfect spring day.

Did you hear me, George Bush? I said, SPRING DAY.

The intellectual part of me is shrieking, "We're all gonna drown next week when the polar ice caps melt...!" We haven't had an appropriately cold day since November. It's really kinda worrisome.

Holy global warming, Al Gore!