Gee, what a bargain
So I just rented my tam, gown and hood for graduation. A mere $56 with tax, only about $30/hour that I'll be wearing it. Such a glamorous outfit too. So stylish. So unique.
Yes, I'll look like a big, black and purple cow. No, no mortarboard where I can sell advertising space to offset the costs. And in this thing, black just ain't slimming.
And if I don't return it? A mere $700 replacement charge. $540 for a gown that has been worn by countless before me and will be worn by countless after? I guess the only way the school/rental company gets out from under of charges of monopoly is that this nifty little get-up is "optional".
Sure it is.
Yes, I'll look like a big, black and purple cow. No, no mortarboard where I can sell advertising space to offset the costs. And in this thing, black just ain't slimming.
And if I don't return it? A mere $700 replacement charge. $540 for a gown that has been worn by countless before me and will be worn by countless after? I guess the only way the school/rental company gets out from under of charges of monopoly is that this nifty little get-up is "optional".
Sure it is.
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