Warning: Partisan rhetoric ahead -- proceed slowly

Shocking... partisan rhetoric from me? So close to the elections? Well, I'm not producing it, just pushing it. Innocent, like your friendly neighborhood dope dealer.

Oh wait, bad analogy. Think of me instead like the ice cream truck driver, spreading good humor (rim shot, please!).

Anyway, I thought these bits were cute, especially since I'm a Mac user.







and I almost missed this one: