D-I-E-T is a four-letter word

But I swear sometimes it feels like my gut is sitting on my lap -- like some kind of small pet... and there's no comfort there. It's a very unhappy realization to have a pet gut.

So if it gets to the point where my gut sticks out farther than my boobs, then, well, it will be a very, very bad day here in She says land.

Either way, gotta do something about it.

::sigh::