But if I did...

We all know that my technological proficiency when it comes to making this blog mildly interesting and spiffy is nil. As Schultzy would say, "I know nothing!"

But if I did and I could put a countdown clock on this site, I'd copy ambivalent imbroglio and tick-tock the time until George Bush is no longer president. And then I'd speed it up.

Too bad I don't know that trick.