Why it's hard out there

for a single gal in Washington, DC.

Quite simply, it's the men.

Now, before anyone takes offense, take a look at what I'm talking about. Sure, this is chock full o' stereotypes and generalizations. Sure, it's not PC. Sure, I should probably know better than diss the male population of DC. Sure, I'm probably being unfair.

That being said, I know women who have been on dates with men like these. And it's funny anyway.

(Keep in mind, SM lives in Takoma Park... a.k.a., page 40)