Possible career options

Based on the daytime TV commericals, I could really open up a world of possibilities for myself by training...

* to become a medical billing or office assistant
* for a career in criminal justice
* to work as a paralegal or legal assistant
* to invent and write code for computer games

AND, I could improve my life immeasurably by losing weight, hiring the right disability/personal injury lawyer, or trying innumerable gadgets that are guaranteed to save all sorts of time in the kitchen and doing housework.

Who needs a JD anyway?