Impressively aggressive

So, the ink hasn't even dried on my diploma (not to mention the fact that I don't even have it yet), but I have already received information about an LLM program from a law school. AND the LLM program was very specifically related to my background and work history.

I wonder what database they are hooked into to know so quickly that I've graduated? I can't imagine the bar sells their information, so the culprit must be Georgetown.

Why am I not surprised?