My prediction about Harry Potter

Haven't read it yet -- although Michiko Kakutani and a whole bunch of people who got the book in violation of the embago have -- nor have I read any of the books that have come out since I started law school, which makes two books behind. Yes, I've only read the first four.

Nevertheless, I think Harry Potter is Luke Skywalker. Leader of the rebellion, the missing heir, fighting the dark side, all of that.

Yes, that means that Voldemort is his father.

Just wait. You'll see I'm right.

Or I could just be talking out my ass. Either way, we'll see.