A question for the ages...

Who is the bigger hound -- James Bond or Captain James T. Kirk?

Bond because he gets more action or Kirk because he doesn't and that means he's sniffing around more?

Bond because the chicks he gets have all sorts of interesting names and are fabulously international or Kirk because the chicks he gets have all sorts of interesting skin tones and are fabulously intergalactic?

Hmmm... I just don't know. This may keep me awake tonight.