Yappari

(Japanese for "I thought as much").

The seller is dicking around with us. Fucker.

I told my dad about the situation, and he has a friend who was general counsel for one of the larger real estate agencies. I'm sure you've heard of it. Dad is going to call him for some friendly -- but not necessarily legal -- advice about what we can do.

Figures this was too good to be true.

Fucker.

Not a nice way to treat someone who's sick.