What's crunchy on top and wet everywhere else?

My hair.

I put it up for tonight's gala (black tie optional) to add a bit of sophistication to my otherwise not-as-dressy-as-I-might-be outfit.

And when you put your hair up, it's easier to do so when it is wet because it holds better. After securing the coif in place with the pins, I proceeded to spray glue it into place.

Voila. It held all evening.

But after getting home tonight and pulling out the pins, the hair tucked underneath hadn't dried at all.

So the top was crunchy from the hairspray and pretty much everything else was wet.